段落一

原文

「Asyouknow,I’mLilyLi’shomeroomteacher,aswelsArielLiu’snguagetutor.Iknowclearlymyresponsibilitiesandobligations.Ihavealreadymaed,notjustonce,IamfullyawareofbeingobligatedtodowhatIhavetodo,aotakeanypracticalmeasures—andevenassistintakiions,providedmypresenecessary.Thisittee,heless,kepthinderingmefromfulfillingmyduty.Andnow,President,YourHonor,ishere.Iwouldliketoreiteratemydisappoioallofyou—」

翻译

「诚如各位所知，我是李min宁Lily的导师；同时是刘可蓉Ariel的英语指导老师。我十分清楚自己的责任与权责。我已明确表示，且不只一次，充分理解自己该zuo的事、责无旁贷；并且，准备好采取任何实际行动──要是采取法律动作，亦会从旁协助，如果本人必须在场。本委员会，纵使我已再三声明，仍不断妨碍我履行职责。既然现在，校chang，nV士，您在场。我想重申：对你各位大失所望──」

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段落二

「Getyourselvesaninterpreter,then—Idon’tcare—WhatIhavetosayIsayitoutloudandclear.Andthosewhogotmypointgotmypoint—whichevernguageIspeakin,老师。Onlyifyouchoosetolisten,nottoonceagainhushmebyshoutingandhissing──ah-uh,herewegoagain—nowplease,letmetinue...」

翻译

「自己去请个通译嘛──才不guan咧──我该说的话，就大声、清楚讲出来。懂的就懂──guan我讲哪国话，老师。只要你各位专心听，而不是在那边，又要叫嚣、又要嘘，要我闭嘴──啊、哦，又来了──拜托几类，让我讲完……」

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段落三

原文

之一

「ThewholeijustremindsmeofJ.D.Salinger’sfamousheCatcherintheRye.OicurpassageIwanttosharewithallofyou—AndIassureyou:itdeservesyourattention.Now,bearwithme—itgoeslikethis:

翻译一

「整件事让我想到J.D.沙林杰的着名，《麦田捕手》。其中一段短文，特别想分享给你各位──向各位保证：绝对值得各位专心听讲。那好，麻烦各位耐下X子──短文如下：」

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之二

「‘Ikeeppicturingallthelittlekidspyingsomegameinthisbigfieldofrye.Thousandsoflittlekids.Nobody''''''''saround-nobodybig,exceptme.AndI''''''''mstandingontheedgeofsomecrazycliff.WhatcouldIhavetodo,Ihavetocatcheverylittlekidiftheystarttoruntowardthec